{"id":16,"date":"2009-04-16T19:28:48","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T02:28:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/?p=16"},"modified":"2018-04-02T18:54:13","modified_gmt":"2018-04-03T01:54:13","slug":"grand-theft-walrus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/2009\/04\/16\/grand-theft-walrus\/","title":{"rendered":"Grand Theft Walrus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/img\/GTW3.jpg\" alt=\"Grand Theft Walrus Screencap\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m sitting there innocently watching The Simpsons Movie when out of nowhere comes the greatest video game that never existed, Grand Theft Walrus! An instant classic, to be sure. Obviously not an Atlantic or Pacific Walrus, the Liberty City walrus is clearly on the fast track to nowhere. Here&#8217;s some links to relevant reference material, including the clip from the movie.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xR5hJdiRrP0\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>All this is copyrighted material of course &#8211; magic of the Internet at work, here&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m sitting there innocently watching The Simpsons Movie when out of nowhere comes the greatest video game that never existed, Grand Theft Walrus! An instant classic, to be sure. Obviously not an Atlantic or Pacific Walrus, the Liberty City walrus is clearly on the fast track to nowhere. Here&#8217;s some links to relevant reference &#8230; <a title=\"Grand Theft Walrus\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/2009\/04\/16\/grand-theft-walrus\/\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7,6],"tags":[16,17,14,120],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3peFG-g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":824,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions\/824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}