{"id":77,"date":"2009-05-14T11:31:46","date_gmt":"2009-05-14T18:31:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/2009\/05\/14\/this-walrus-is-not-ready-to-face-the-day\/"},"modified":"2009-05-14T11:32:09","modified_gmt":"2009-05-14T18:32:09","slug":"this-walrus-is-not-ready-to-face-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/2009\/05\/14\/this-walrus-is-not-ready-to-face-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"This walrus is not ready to face the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_76\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-76\" style=\"width: 199px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-76\" title=\"walrus_facepalm\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/walrus_facepalm.jpg?resize=209%2C300\" alt=\"Not Today, not yet anyway\" width=\"209\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/walrus_facepalm.jpg?resize=209%2C300 209w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/walrus_facepalm.jpg?w=216 216w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 209px) 100vw, 209px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-76\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Not Today, not yet anyway<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Got this in my email, not sure where the picture&#8217;s from but one this is for sure &#8211; this Walrus is NOT ready to wake up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got this in my email, not sure where the picture&#8217;s from but one this is for sure &#8211; this Walrus is NOT ready to wake up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3peFG-1f","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions\/78"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}