{"id":382,"date":"2011-01-15T08:42:37","date_gmt":"2011-01-15T15:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/?p=382"},"modified":"2011-01-13T10:58:07","modified_gmt":"2011-01-13T17:58:07","slug":"wow-a-walrus-get-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/2011\/01\/15\/wow-a-walrus-get-it\/","title":{"rendered":"WOW, a walrus . . . get it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-383\" href=\"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/2011\/01\/15\/wow-a-walrus-get-it\/wowa22_7x8jxr41to\/\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-383\" title=\"wowa22_7X8Jxr41to\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/wowa22_7X8Jxr41to.jpg?resize=510%2C382\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"382\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/wowa22_7X8Jxr41to.jpg?resize=510%2C382&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/wowa22_7X8Jxr41to.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t play World of Warcraft (OK, I played Guild Wars for several years) &#8211; but if I did, I&#8217;d be this guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t play World of Warcraft (OK, I played Guild Wars for several years) &#8211; but if I did, I&#8217;d be this guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7,6,15],"tags":[120],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3peFG-6a","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=382"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":395,"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions\/395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}