{"id":428,"date":"2011-04-16T10:03:51","date_gmt":"2011-04-16T17:03:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/?p=428"},"modified":"2011-04-12T21:46:59","modified_gmt":"2011-04-13T04:46:59","slug":"robot-walruses-on-display-well-not-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/2011\/04\/16\/robot-walruses-on-display-well-not-really\/","title":{"rendered":"Robot Walruses On Display&#8230; Well, not really&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This exchange was posted on the <a href=\"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/\">Not Always Right<\/a> blog<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>(I work in the walrus exhibit at the park answering questions about the animals. One of our four walruses has metal caps on her teeth because she scrapes them on the ground constantly.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Guest:<\/strong> \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hey, I have a question about the walrus with the metal teeth.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ah, yes. That is an interesting story! See, she\u00e2\u20ac\u201c\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Guest:<\/strong> \u00e2\u20ac\u0153So, why is that walrus a robot?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sorry, what? A robot?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Guest:<\/strong> \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yeah, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the only one with metal teeth. You can tell it is a robot. Why would you put a robot walrus in with the real ones? Or are they all robots?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeeaaah&#8230;. \u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/\">Not Always Right<\/a> (from the saying &#8220;The Customer is NOT Always Right) is a humor blog collected anecdotes from the world of customer service.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This exchange was posted on the Not Always Right blog (I work in the walrus exhibit at the park answering questions about the animals. One of our four walruses has metal caps on her teeth because she scrapes them on the ground constantly.) Guest: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hey, I have a question about the walrus with the metal &#8230; <a title=\"Robot Walruses On Display&#8230; Well, not really&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/2011\/04\/16\/robot-walruses-on-display-well-not-really\/\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,11],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3peFG-6U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=428"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":463,"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428\/revisions\/463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worldwidewalrusweb.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}